Welcome our secret dot page! Congratulations  on being a bad-assed detective/a lucky idiot that no one really likes!

Every week, I’m going to put a new curse word here. This week’s swear is:

“Dickwhistle.”

Used in a sentence: “Geez, Old Man Caruthers sure could play a mean dickwhistle.”

Or, if you prefer, a verb: “Man, did you hear that guy dickwhistle? I didn’t know whether to kiss him or report him to the FBI for being such a world-class shitmachine.” 

Enjoy!