I did not like the first hobbit movie. My reasons:

  • It was boring
  • It made no sense
  • It was like Lord of Rings, but with worse characters, worse plot, and worse deus ex machina.

I will admit that the improved CG orcs and goblins looked pretty cool, and I like Cumber-Smaug, but that’s not enough to get me in the theater, you know?

If I end up renting the movie later and liking it, maybe I’ll make a comic about what a dumb asshole I am.

<3 <3 <3,

Mike

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