I did not like the first hobbit movie. My reasons:
- It was boring
- It made no sense
- It was like Lord of Rings, but with worse characters, worse plot, and worse deus ex machina.
I will admit that the improved CG orcs and goblins looked pretty cool, and I like Cumber-Smaug, but that’s not enough to get me in the theater, you know?
If I end up renting the movie later and liking it, maybe I’ll make a comic about what a dumb asshole I am.
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