As I’ve gotten older (and more terrible?) this happens to me all the time. I forget I’m not just hanging out with my girlfriend or equally depraved pals, and suddenly I’m saying something like “I think the best way to die would be through a forced virtual-reality porn injection through the base of my skull” in front of a class of preschoolers. Such is life/being a thoughtless dirtbag I guess!
Also, we have a very important announcement to make about our update schedule. Please give it a read, won’t you?
<3 Mike
“Touchdown Boy” –Blink182
How rude of them to jump to such conclusions and refuse to listen to reason.
How. Rude.
You do know it’s Velma right? Velma Dinkley. Just sayin… I have had a thing for her since before you were born.
Alt text ends in fragment. Maybe that’s the new way to say switch hitters dig you, maybe it’s that she would joeboy for your most dangerous sex; no way would peeps be less ground down if you did SEO in front of classes (assemblies, even congresses) of preschoolers so Smarmrich and Quuntlos sounded more like normal company names when they grew up.
Also, Fred doesn’t laugh unless Scooby laughs, so you know every one of the posse take their cues from the dog. Who wears purple hats and eats the middle out of Shagwiches, and otherwise recapitulates early Sammy Davis stardom. But also, WB.
Those are not sandwiches, and that was not a comfortable van, is what has to be said is demanded of our imaginations.