As I’ve gotten older (and more terrible?) this happens to me all the time. I forget I’m not just hanging out with my girlfriend or equally depraved pals, and suddenly I’m saying something like “I think the best way to die would be through a forced virtual-reality porn injection through the base of my skull” in front of a class of preschoolers. Such is life/being a thoughtless dirtbag I guess!

Also, we have a very important announcement to make about our update schedule. Please give it a read, won’t you?

<3 Mike

“Touchdown Boy” –Blink182