Some people would tell you that fear drives all behavior. Me? I’d say it’s something between cookies and internet pornography.

Hope all our East Coast friends are staying safe from today’s storms. I’ll be spending the day indoors, reading/writing/gaming/eating the hilarious store of hurricane rations my girlfriend and I bought:

Pop ‘ums, honey mustard pretzel nubs and gloriously oversweetened gatorade.

<3 Mike

“Moving Right Alone” –Alkaline Trio