Other appropriate jobs for a Frankenstein Monster:

  • Landlord
  • Any political office above high-school treasurer *
  • Murderer**
  • Writer for TV car commercials
  • Whoever is responsible for making “napping, killing it at video games,” not a real career.

Hope everyone had a nice weekend! As for me, one of my many adventures this weekend was to navigate a surprisingly complex corn maze. If you’re ever in Cherry Hill NJ during the fall, try and check out the corn maze at Springdale farms. It’s pretty tough, especially without using the map.

<3 Mike

“Dethbed” –alkaline trio

* High school treasurer is the exact last point in the American political systems where people can’t wield money like a radioactive sex noose.

** See Slinky Vinny behind the racetrack for details.