L.P.M.S.F: If Your Reanimated Abomination Becomes Obsessed with Killing You
on October 15, 2012 at 3:30 amPosted In: comic
Other appropriate jobs for a Frankenstein Monster:
- Landlord
- Any political office above high-school treasurer *
- Murderer**
- Writer for TV car commercials
- Whoever is responsible for making “napping, killing it at video games,” not a real career.
Hope everyone had a nice weekend! As for me, one of my many adventures this weekend was to navigate a surprisingly complex corn maze. If you’re ever in Cherry Hill NJ during the fall, try and check out the corn maze at Springdale farms. It’s pretty tough, especially without using the map.
<3 Mike
“Dethbed” –alkaline trio
* High school treasurer is the exact last point in the American political systems where people can’t wield money like a radioactive sex noose.
** See Slinky Vinny behind the racetrack for details.
“High school treasurer is the exact last point in the American political systems where people can’t wield money like a radioactive sex noose.”
As president of my condo board, I can attest that this is most definitely not true.
hahhaha I Grant I majorly lol’d. Thanks!
I would say that you must have meant “responsible” instead of “reasonable,” except I don’t think making “napping, killing it at video games,” not a real career is either reasonable OR responsible.
Thanks for the heads up! Also, CAN I GO ONE UPDATE WITHOUT MAKING A FUCKING TYPO??? kdhfsdk;hgsdfkghk;sdghsdfkg
SCIENTISTS MARVEL!
As a Monster myself I find this offensive some of us are productive members of society.
High School Treasurer is the nadir of posts which one may (or must) wield money like radioactive sex as a noose, but deputy property inspector auditor permits wielding money as radioactive sex like a noose. Still not sure I hit the relevant topical vicinity….
I’m pretty sure “napping, killing it at videogames” is a valid albeit perilous choice of career, and involves heavy amounts of organization and and video-production skills…