Guys, get your mircopenis licensed today. It’s a serious issue! Unreported tiny peeners are responsible for all kinds of social problems, from elevated pickup trucks to the lack of funding for the American space program.
Don’t deny future generations the glory of living on Mars. Tell the government about your small penis today.
<3 Mike
“We’re Back” –The Lonely Island
I find it unbelievable that a guy making an unsolicited objectifying comment would use a word so polite as “rear”.
Cool. Taunt guys for something they have no control over and probably makes them feel like shit. Hilarious.
@Dick McPhearson
We should all feel good about ourselves independent of what insensitive clods holler at us. I like to drive small cars…