A lot of people don’t know, but 100% of interoffice communication at the White House is done via tiny notepad. Our tax dollars at work, right?

Guys I threw my back out two nights ago, pretty much because I’m old and shitty. (I did it setting my housekeys on the ground, if that clears anything up for you.) I’m doing a little better today. I can stand upright, sit in chairs, the whole human nine. Anyway, kind of a boring anecdote, but here’s the message: Never get old, or try to do anything with your body.

<3 Mike

“This Basement Gives me a Fucking Headache” –Latterman