Colin: Flattest butt in the West.
I was recently asked to give advice to a bunch of writing students at my old university on how to get a job. I ended up declining the invitation, partly because I loathe public speaking, but also because it isn’t really ethical to talk up grave-robbing as a means of paying rent.
(One of my many resolutions this year was to take it easy on the sacrilege. So far, not doing great!)
“Mr Raven” — MC Lars