Undersecretary Chav-Chavs: Kicking ass and looking fine for the good of all mankind.


Lead Paint will now be updating 3 times a week, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Tell your friends, and maybe your enemies if they like jokes about butts.

Triple-updates is something we’ve wanted to do for a while, and now, by grace of god and Dana’s Eastwood-style grit, we’re finally ready. I hope everyone’s as excited as we are! Speaking for myself, I haven’t wretched in shame or wept, huddled in the corner as Turner and Hooch plays on repeat more than 6 times this weekend, so, you know, I’m feeling pretty good.

Anyway thanks for reading guys. Dana and I are really excited to be making more comics for everyone. Along with the mess of shorter comics coming three times a week now, some bigger, fancier comics will occasionally be appearing on the site. We’ve got a couple neat bigger projects in the ol’ creative stewpot/sicko-pervert-headcase joke engine, so combined with the faster update pace, hopefully your overall joy levels should only be onward and upward from here.

See you all on Weds.!

<3 Mike

“It’s All About The Booty” –Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew