This is actually a heavy revision of a previous script I wrote about political debates. The first was 30 panels long, included a colonial ghost obsessed with masturbating via furniture, and otherwise had maybe my widest range of offensive jokes ever (debating the merits of anally inserting furniture legs, inadvertently comparing Christianity to witchcraft, other similar joys). Thankfully, in this shorter version we had the class to joke only about rape and matricide.

Looks like those court-appointed sensitivity classes are paying off,

<3 Mike

P.S. A full draft of the original script does exist, and maybe I’ll share it with you guys if you’re good enough.