Link to the Nun Study Wikipedia page. If you want more info past the wiki, give it a google. It’s a reasonably famous study, so finding online articles shouldn’t be too arduous.

I love psych experiments like the Nun study. They don’t solve or cure anything, just sort of unravel weird quirks of human functioning that make us seem both more mysterious AND more like second-rate science projects built by a hungover god two hours before deadline. It’s just such an odd indicator. Who would have thought that your preference for adverbs and dependent clauses would be predictive to whether or not your brain is going to rot out from under you 50 years down the road?

Well, time to become an even sloppier, wordier writer I guess. SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS.

<3 Mike