Wood-through-the-gut is a serious issue and kills more people than you realize. Much more than the trendier, “media darling” death-sources like night toilets or depressing body weights. So, there you go! The more you know and all that.
I spent most of tonight writing probably the most vulgar piece of anything I’ve ever created, and I am absolutely elated with myself. Sometimes writing is a very fun thing to do, but I’m not sure I can explain why.
Probably because of all the extremely inappropriate menstruation jokes.