If this chain has an end, I imagine it’s someplace at the top of the largest political machine/the programing department at the Disney Channel (those 3 a.m. Boy Meets World reruns are no accident). The back of an L.L. Bean store or that pig-knuckle warehouse across the river are also likely spots.
Semi-related note: Can anyone else believe it’s taken me 150+ comics to write an image of an erection into a comic? It’s like, prior to today, what have I been doing with my life?