Internet convention dictates donations of $100 or more appropriate in this instance.
Guys! Girls! I am still moving and possibly without internet! I will return to you all once I escape the hell of cardboard boxes, dust and takeout food that is my life.
<3 Mike
We will miss you :’(
what the hell man? i tried to transfer $100 million to the said account but got the error “Too many coins, please donate one-by-one”
Anyway, if I buy these mop-buckets, will it kill all the dirt in my home with smoke bombs ?
If you really love us, you will donate that money cent-by-cent. (It’s what everyone else is doing).
I so much love you guys that I am not just letting your potential sink under my money, so I am gonna give you my hitherto secret tips, but be very very careful in implementing these :
1) steal it
2) create it
3) earn it through jobs – slow but stupid
4) marry someone old and rich
5) grow it on trees (grow fruits and sell them i mean, money doesn’t grow obviously)
6) beg for it
7) give stupid advices on how to be rich and then demand money for such sessions\books
That will be $5.
To get my account details where you can pay, email at :
pay-or-die-you-mortal@thankyou.com
“Dont give fish to a hungry man, teach him how to fish… and he will be occupied enough never again to ask from you
”
-by me
P.S. trying to be funny is easier for me than actually doing any good by donation etc but maybe someday I will, someday when I will be filthy rich, but right now gotta go wash chewing gums off the road, thats my job!