The beginning of a rare interview with one of the world’s few remaining wizards. What secrets will he reveal? The best creatures to guard a labyrinth? Where to find the best burritos? Only time will tell!
If you ever find yourself interviewing a wizard, there are a couple things that you should remember:
- Don’t ask them if they know Gandalf (they probably do, but wizards hate to name drop so don’t make things weird for them).
- Don’t ask them what’s up with the robes (They get this question all the time and it makes it seem like you haven’t done your research).
- Don’t ask them to cast a spell on you (speaking from personal experience, they will probably give you diarrhea).