Woo! A comic about sex on the internet! You don’t see that too often. Except, you know, unless it’s a comic about boobs, thongs, babes kissing, studs kissing, hetero kissing (yawn), furries, were-furries, plushies, neo-liquidites, sexual fan fiction, self-insertive sexual fan fiction, self-insertion in general, erotic dancing, erotic sleeping, erotic boredom, liquor-derailed book clubs,  bibliophilia (the non-lame kind), Nookophilia (there is only the lame kind), cosplay, meta-cosplay, meta-meta cosplay, crime-solving porn stars, crime-solving porn stars with talking dogs and other devices loosely derivative of Scooby Doo, anything about the Snorks, some things about the Smurfs, one or two comics about Jabberjaw (Shelly was hot), time travel largely for sexual purposes, time travel for accidentally sexual purposes, time travel where things are kept pretty clean but there a lot of chicks showing cleavage in the future so it still counts, lingerie, non-lingerie, omni- and/or cosmic lingerie, anything set in modern Japan, anything about schools in Japan, anything from Japan where prehensile appendages might show up, docu-comics about Brian Dennehy, docu-comics about the Tennessee River Basin,  docu-comics about that ex-girlfriend you’re trying to get back at, anything about the dark side of wedding planing, not much about the light side of wedding planning but you can find it if you really look,  most stories about shoes, a couple about decorated socks, grist for envelope fetishists, tongue fetishists and/or mail fetishists, stories where Harry Potter is trying to master a nudity spell, stories where Bilbo Baggins is trying to master the nudity ring, stories where Edward Cullen thinks about nudity once or twice, people who hate dolls, people who can only get off by putting clothes on dolls, people who get a sexual charge out of complete indifference to dolls and their clothing, sequential depictions of rap videos, Rihanna trying on gloves repeatedly, Beyoncé slowly cutting the crust off sandwiches, trap-orgies, anti-orgies, fractal orgies and their associated boob-vortexes, the butt dimension (upper and lower), sexually adventurous clones, twin-swapping, the dreaded doppel-handjob, the Daytona 500 if everyone had to be naked, nude volleyball, regular water polo but the team is really close and tends to “get friendly” after a match now and again, Beatles music reinvented for strip clubs, Beatles music reinvented for knockin’ boots to, Beatles music reinvented for lonely masturbation, anything about lonely masturbation in general, which Heathclif characters would be hot if they were drawn as adult human females, Cathy comics if she was drawn realistically and also like a sweating and bare Mila Kunis, Lockhorns comics if both characters were drawn realistically and also like sweating and bare Mila Kunises (Kuni?), penises, vaginas, the interaction between penises and vaginas,  sometimes also the interaction between penises and butts, and probably also invention of bondage.

Other than that, these things are pretty rare.

<3 Mike

See? Totally wasn’t lying about Shelly.