Been a while since we talked about Wolverine here, but it turns out it’s still a pretty fun thing to do.

If you’re looking for some other reasons to pick hypersenses besides long-distance perving, I’ve compiled a short list for your thoughtful consumption:

  • Delight coworkers with your enhanced office snack-tracking abilities
  • A handy motivator for taking out the trash more than once a week
  • Maybe not better, and maybe not worse, but certainly a more accurate scent perception of wet cat and/or dogĀ  food
  • New ways to smell, see and hear how disgusting the human body is. As we all know, there’s nothing better than total alienation, and nothing will alienate you from your fellow man more than being able to smell the literal crap inside a person’s body

I think I just figured out why Wolverine is such a loner,

<3 Mike