Call me old-fashioned, but I think the best way to celebrate Christmas is with two children adding tuber phalli to their winter sculptures.
If you’re the type that partakes in Winter Jesus Day (not to be confused with Spring Jesus Day), I hope you have a nice one. If you don’t celebrate it, I hope you at least get to enjoy a few days off from work and the near-total shutdown of commerce. I always like it when everything closes down for a little while, not only because it gives me a rare feeling of connection to society through implicit mass participation in a shared ritual, which I always enjoy, but also because it indulges my inherent propensity for sloth. There is nothing better than being able to tell yourself, “Well, Best Buy and Pep Boys are closed today, I guess that’s a good excuse as any to not leave the house, let alone put on pants.”
<3 and happy holidays everyone,
Mike
Hah! This is great- I love their expression. The difference between their faces in the last panel of confidence and not sure this is a good idea is really great.
Would love to see how you would tackle snowlady genitalia, Dana. Some kind of corncob orifice maybe?
i’m not sure how that would work, but it sounds pretty gross. like a diseased snow-vagina.
hahaha, on that note, Merry Christmas everybody!
Hi,
I just wanted to say that by working from home, I’ve reached a stage where I no longer need a reason not to put on pants. I think I’m at the stage where pants off is the norm, and I actually need a reason to put pants on.
i work from home too, and i guess the only reason i wear pants is because i’m too poor/cheap to turn the heat on.
*takes off pants*
I don’t know why I had these on in the first place……
*five minutes later and back under the covers*
Oh yeah…..ohio winter and I’m poor as well.
I’ve never made a snowman but I suspect if I did it would be a vicious snow monster. With tentacle genitalia.
HAVE A VERY MERRY SOMETHING EVERY ONE!
I love that you wrote phalli, how ridiculous is that
What’s more ridiculous is that over the course of this site’s short life, I’ve done so a few times. Apparently I write about the formal plural of penises a lot for some reason.
I wear pants… Because I live with 3 other people. And because I’m kinda scared of my whiteness during the winter. No reason to flaunt it.
And the last time it snowed here I was in first grade. D=
no man, not done, Bill watterson rules with his snowman army, check this out “http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html”
Billl watterson single handedly created job opportunities for child psychologists!!
If you ever look down upon Mr watterson again, I will let loose my army of air-blowing ants on you (4 of them after the last recruit, damn difficult these days to get good soldiers you know). for starters lets just speel his name correct , shall we pleeease ?
Did I tell you I just love your comics
, keep up the good phalli
P.S. how about some emoticon option in you comment section ?