I love Greek mythology, though in honesty, I’m a big fan of any monster-heavy religion/ancient culture. Buddhism? No monsters, total crap. Norse mythology? Frost giants, world serpents and a giant wolf destined to kill the king of heaven. My mind locks on that jive like a 14 year-old boy’s on his mom’s Shape Magazine covers.

Speaking of, in absence of cool monsters, my attention to ancient cultural antics can occasionally be sustained by scanty clothing and/or Kevin Sorbo.

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