Welcome to the first non-themed Lead Paint in a long time. To celebrate, we’ve apparently decided to knock the near-anachronistic profession of radio broadcasting off its smug, glowing pedestal. Other nearly extinct jerks in our crosshairs include:

- Television news shows
- People who care about politics
- Anyone who still consumes food with real sugar in it
- The handful of miscreants who still deny servitude to my holy underwater kingdom*

Anyway, I don’t actually have anything against people who want to work in radio. Just, you know, stop annoying the shit out of me.

<3 Mike
VIDEO WHERE A JAMAICAN CRAB MAKES A CASE FOR MY TYRANNICAL RULE:

*Holy underwater kingdom to come in 2012, once I complete my ice cannon and finish assembling a crack team of shark commandos.