Well hey everyone, welcome to our first official Monday update, served up hot and spicy for your hungry little eyeballs. The next comic will be in your mitts on Thursday, a day best known for having evening hours well-suited for the play of video games.

Besides our new update schedule, we’re trying something else new here at Lead Paint. In honor of Halloween, for the entire month of October we’re going to be running a series of instructional comics on surviving encounters with the supernatural, murderous or inconveniently mutated. Because as much as I’d like Lead Paint to perpetually be about barf and crotch jokes, sometimes giving back to the community is just the right thing to do. This update: how to deal with sexually predatory fishmen. You’re welcome.

<3 Mike