What experience in life wouldn’t be improved by adding dragons? Taxes? A lifetime of hoarding gold and magic crap has made Dragons excellent at wealth management. Your child’s first birthday party? Nothing is more fun for a one-year old  than a screaming, fireball-infused raid on a nearby village for livestock and maybe a few damsels. Your best memory of teenage dating? Tell me it wouldn’t be improved by a nearby dragon humming Mariah Carey’s “Always be my Baby.”

Your move, Dragon-haters.

<3 Mike