Well hey everybody! I hope you enjoy a little comic inspired by some of our previous work!

So I’m all done with the first leg of my move and in my new place. I’m still without Internet though, and am actually writing this post from a Starbucks right now, so forgive me if I’m a little slow in posting things or getting back to people. Here are some other things that are going on with my move:

  • The previous tenet was a medical student. I am a marketing writer/person who makes jokes about rape. If apartments could feel shame, we’d be seeing a lot of that right now.
  • The water pressure is so poor, it actually flows in reverse and drains water from you body when you turn on a faucet. This might seem like a horrible thing, but since Philadelphia is 10,000 degrees right now, it’s been great for sucking sweat off my disgusting, disgusting body
  • I traded my desktop in for a laptop, and it’s taking me a little while to get used to the new keyboard. So if you see and sentences that look lIkE THHHIsss, please cut me and my clumsy hands a break
  • To anyone who may be entering the apartment game for the first time, try to live up as high as possible. This is the highest I’ve ever lived (10 stories up), and it’s so quiet it’s like I’m out in the pine barrens again

Hopefuly I should be settled in in a week or two. Until then, enjoy my scattered, scattered thoughts.

<3 Mike

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