POW. Welcome to the end of the storyline we’ve been running for the last few weeks! If you missed the beginning, you can find it right here.

Like Avery, I think I’d have to rank revenge as one of the biggest motivating emotions of my life. I’ve done a lot of delightful and horrible things for the sake of personal vindication, most of which I can’t print here because of “legal issues.” Here are couple good ones I can share though, that have cleared the court system either because I bribed most of the jurors with store-brand fruit snacks or traded my best freestyle curse words,  such as “Finger Ham:”

  • I was waiting in this really slow line once, and cleared my throat loudly to express my displeasure
  • I’ve thought about tipping under 20% when the service at a restaurant has been poor
  • I’ve used my car horn at least twice
  • I once participated in a three-day dance battle with a rival gang in high school. I didn’t have any personal stake in the fight, so I guess it wasn’t technically revenge, but you know how it is. You’re young, stupid and angry, sometimes you just need to dance.

<3 Mike