While researching this comic, here are a bunch of other interesting fears I found:

  • Barophobia: Fear of gravity
  • Retrobarophobia: Fear of gravity reversing itself (Does this ever shut off, or do you have to always be tethered to something that won’t fly off the planet if gravity reverses?)
  • Danzaphobia: Fear of Tony Danza. Not to be confused with Danzigphobia, which shares a lot of traits with the former, namely an anxieous fixation on short guys with bad hair who are constantly talking about corpses.
  • Pseudodanzaphobia: Fear of Scott Baio
  • MorningComicphobia: Fear of uploading a comic before work in the morning (Thankfully I don’t think I have this one)

SONGS FOR WEDS.: