Clowns: Clowns, like the bosses from the old Teenage mutant ninja turtle games, have a strong forward attack and can’t really be stun-locked. If you’re patient though, you can constantly jump-kick to wear them down and beat them pretty easily.

X-Men vs. Thundercats:People scoff at me when I propose this question to them, but remember, the Thundercats were pretty bad-assed. Cheetara was super-fast like the Flash, Panthro had super strength, and there was that other tiger guy who could turn invisible with his whip. Plus they had all those tanks,  the castle and the Eye of Thundera which could let them spy on the X-men. There are a few other rules to the contest too:

  • As mentioned in the comic, no instant telepathic kills from Professor X , Jean, Emma or any of the other X-men’s mind readers
  • You can pick any X-roster, but is has to be reasonably fair. So no making teams of Juggernaut, Magneto, X-man, Cable and Phoenix
  • All fighting is to the death on both sides, ignoring character morality

I still pick the X-men, but I’m just saying, it’s not as cut and dry as you might think.

<3 Mike