(For those of you who haven’t seen the Iron Man 2 trailer yet, and thus don’t get most of the above jokes, you can watch it here.)
IRON MAN 2:Dear people trying to kill Iron Man: You’re probably going to have to do better than laser whips. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and say that a whip is actually the worst delivery method for laser that you could probably think of. Even something like a laser tennis ball would have been better, because, you know, you could throw it.
Also, I know you think it’s rad to walk around with no shirt and laser whips, but you might want to drop 200 bucks on a flak vest or steal a motorcycle helmet or something. Because, ignoring the fact that the guy you’re trying to kill is a super genius who wears a suit that is basically 50 percent guns, your cool whips and weird post-modern ponytail don’t make you bulletproof. Any cop not sleeping or fully drunk yet will shoot you to death as soon as someone shouts, “Hey Cop, there’s a guy with laser whips fucking around on the race track!”
Iron Man 2, again: A Formula One car can travel at speeds of 185-200 mph. There is more than one of them on the track. This is all I’m going to type on this subject.
Hipsters: Also not bulletproof, despite unfortunate haircuts and shirts that fit with comic poorness.
<3 Mike
WEDNESDAY SONGS:
I am an indie hipster, and I sometimes wear skinnier-than-thou jeans, but even I look down on the “leggings as pants” thing some hipster bitches are doing lately. So weiiirdd. I just don’t get how they do it.
I have seen both done tastefully and with sexiness, but I agree Jbon, the leggings craze is a little confusing.
Hipsters, how i hate them, on the bright side, everyone needs an arch enemy
it’s true. life would be slightly more boring without them.
Hate less. You know you love our music!
This comic just made me remember the best robot fight scene of all time. It is in Season 3, Episode 8 of the Sarah Silverman Show (called “Just Breve”). You must watch this episode. I don’t care if you have to get cable, buy a DVD, or steal it from the internet, it’s worth it. Trust me. You won’t be disappointed. I’m serious. Do it.
Oh, and your boy Patton is in the episode after as, what else, a child molester.
I like the leggings thing under a short dress, not as pants! embarrassment preventative not creator pls thx
nothing worse than seeing someone’s butt crack THROUGH their pants :0