Well hey everybody, welcome another late edition of Lead Paint’s Wednesday blog. I have a couple of technical points before we get onto the fun stuff.

• First off, our comics have hover text jokes now, and have for the last 6 or so updates. Just hang your mouse cursor over the comic image for a few seconds, and the joke will appear. I’m only mentioning this because both my girlfriend and Dana didn’t know Lead Paint has these extras now, so I thought it might be wise to hip the rest of our readers.
• Secondly, we have a random button now. This is a hilariously overdo feature to our site, I know, but if you guys could give it a test or two, it would be much appreciated. I’m 90% positive that it’s working fine, but Comicpress (the program this site is built with) is a terribly buggy thing, so I’m never really convinced that anything is sunshine and rainbows.

Whew, now that we’re all done with that, let’s talk about pig dicks in a cyclone. Yup, I meant to type that. It’s cool, I’ll let that set in for a second.

Ready?

“Pig dicks in a cyclone” is one of the many linguistic masterpieces uttered by this man:

Patton Oswald. You may know him as the voice of Remy the Rat from Pixar’s Ratatouille, which is totally fine. But it’s important to know him as one of the best stand-up comics out there right now. Check out the first ten minutes from his last CD (I HIGHLY recommend starting this video at 6:34):

Woo, and here’s part two, which I also love:

Pretty great right? There is plenty more where that came from. If you’re wondering where “pig dicks in a cyclone” came from, you should watch a bit he has on Funny or Die right here. Also, it’s about a new poet laureate for the U.S. Intrigued yet? You should be!

I love Patton Oswald, partly because he can turn a mean phrase, busting out awesome phrases like “bantamweight oral punch” and “Uncle Touchy’s naked puzzle basement.” I’m also a fan though, because he’s really honest and soul-barring about his insecurities, and I love jokes about that.

Basically, I recommend buying both of his albums as fast as you can. It is the most important thing you need to do with your life, no exaggeration (like I ever do that).

See you all on Sunday,

<3 Mike