Comments on: Do you Believe in Magic?

By: VMah

VMah — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:23:09 +0000

Or should we just blame the sweet n sour sauce for tasting so good with fries? Or should we blame the hashbrowns for being so crispy? Those are the real culprits…the sweet n sour and the hashbrowns…

By: Thomas McCampbell

Thomas McCampbell — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:47:49 +0000

poofy and puffy are two extremely different things lol

By: Thomas McCampbell

Thomas McCampbell — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:47:17 +0000

well actually she had the poofy red hair, but once she barfed on me on bbq day at school, definately not delicious and i got leave for 3 days for “emotional trauma” lol i still can’t eat bbq

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:57:22 +0000

A) nice use of “puce.” That is a linguaphile’s move and I applaud it.
B) I never noticed either, but now I’m even more creeped out by Ronald.
C) The BBQ sauce would totally soak through anything BUT a rubber jump-suit I suppose.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:50:06 +0000

Yeah, I mean, I guess that’s fair, but I still maintain that subconscious conditioning is incredibly powerful in children. Even if the parents fuck up and feed their kids frosting all day, I still think that ad writers should practice at least a shred of decency and try and not write commercials that involve Jesus-clown handing kids milkshakes that imbue the power of flight.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:46:01 +0000

Haha, please explain how Thomas. Did s/he just have red puffy hair, or did this teacher vomit delicious barbeque sauce? Because if it’s the later, I think you owe everyone on this site a story. Probably more than one story, in honesty.

By: Dana

Dana — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:43:58 +0000

you wouldn’t happen to have a picture of this teacher, would you?

By: Thomas McCampbell

Thomas McCampbell — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:09:16 +0000

i don’t know what i’m more scared of the image itself or the fact it reminds me of a teacher i had in elementary school

By: Vit

Vit — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:19:32 +0000

HAHAHA this rant reminds me of the essay I wrote about childhood obesity… sigh… poor McDonald’s addicted children! I BLAME THE PARENTS!

By: Margo

Margo — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:14:15 +0000

I had never noticed how Ronald McDonald seems to be wearing rubber pajamas until you guys chose to change their color to that particular shade of puce. Why is he wearing rubber pajamas?! That’s alarming.