New Stepdad Bill also snores and loves the Denver Broncos, but realistically, those are smaller issues.
I probably could write comics indefinitely about Avery’s sketchbook. The downside would be that eventually Dana and I would convince/reveal everyone that:
A) Our sense of humor is way darker than socially acceptable
B) We spend our FREE time creating images of babies drunkenly vomiting or tiny, cute bears renouncing God in a filthy methadone clinic as they shiver in withdrawal.
That being said, I believe that the Atheist Fruits could really be their own series if I was a little bit better of a writer. Early attempts have just yielded lukewarm jokes about sexual molestation and war. I know that sounds exciting, but trust me, I have the ability to make both subjects as boring as Will and Grace on mute.