The key is to befriend the ladies who work at JoAnn Fabrics. Talk a little Dancing with the Stars, maybe a little Desparate Housewives or Brothers and Sisters, and suddenly you’re ass-deep in free pipe cleaners and cotton balls.
Creator Commentary:
Before I was a working man, this is how I felt on basically every job interview. Except there was more sweating and I wouldn’t have skillfully made as many spiders (I have what is known as “chronic sloth”).
I love Colin’s face in the last panel.







I feel the sudden urge to fill a bag with dead spiders. . . .
how about she just chew some of ‘em and goes like… “yuk, they aren’t even tasty” X)
or spiderman hits her in the eye for belittling his minions of doom!!!