The key is to befriend the ladies who work at JoAnn Fabrics. Talk a little Dancing with the Stars, maybe a little Desparate Housewives or Brothers and Sisters, and suddenly you’re ass-deep in free pipe cleaners and cotton balls.
Before I was a working man, this is how I felt on basically every job interview. Except there was more sweating and I wouldn’t have skillfully made as many spiders (I have what is known as “chronic sloth”).
I love Colin’s face in the last panel.