Some other common fears are ending up in Debtor’s prison or ending up working in a circus.

I used to be so nervous about working at Target or someplace similar for the rest of my life. Now that I have an actual, degree-using job, I find myself with the opposite sensation of looking at the ganglely, big-toothed kids stocking crap with envy. The grass is always greener I suppose. Or, if we’re looking for a more accurate expression, being a staffed writer is hard because it requires using a brain every day that I don’t have.

Creator Commentary:

This is actually an older script that Dana and I came back to after a few months. For one of the first things I ever wrote for the site, I don’t think it turned out half-badly.