“Sometimes the best measure of a man’s self-worth is whether he can beat T.S. Elliot in a foot race or pound Vince Neil in scrabble.”

Creator Commentary:

This is one of my favorite old comics. And on an interesting side note, “Eat More Sugar” was almost the name of the Web site.  I can’t remember all the other names we were considering, but I do remember a few, like “Laser Parade” and “Mike and Dana’s Hamburger Shack.”

The worst suggestion I committed to paper, 100% as a joke, was “Cornkotte Comics,” a hilarious combination of our last names. Just typing it again makes me want to barf.