“Sometimes the best measure of a man’s self-worth is whether he can beat T.S. Elliot in a foot race or pound Vince Neil in scrabble.”
This is one of my favorite old comics. And on an interesting side note, “Eat More Sugar” was almost the name of the Web site. I can’t remember all the other names we were considering, but I do remember a few, like “Laser Parade” and “Mike and Dana’s Hamburger Shack.”
The worst suggestion I committed to paper, 100% as a joke, was “Cornkotte Comics,” a hilarious combination of our last names. Just typing it again makes me want to barf.