Remember guys, neckbeards are a crime.
“Yoshi’s Dinosaur Egg Hunt (Papa Skunk Remix)” — Mochipet
No crumbo this week. Dana got stung by cupid’s arrow while cosplaying The Hunger Games, and I, once again, got bit by a snake.
Unrelated to snakebites though, I just watched Dark Knight Rises again and I’ve decided I want a fourth movie. One where Batman and Catwoman are still just chillin’ in Florence, being happy and loving each other. One where we get to see JGL become the new Batman. I want to see Batman making pancakes for Catwoman in the morning, laughing about how it’s hard to get out of bed. I want to see a new Batman patrolling the streets, learning all over again, people saying ridiculous and predictable shit to him like, “Didn’t you used to be bigger?”
No major relationship conflict. No big, exciting villains with plans to destroy the city. No plot beyond people being happy and learning to be heroes.
After the emotional clubbing that is the first 9/10ths of that movie, I feel like I need another hour-and-a-half of happiness with the characters, you know?
Anyway, <3 <3 <3
“New Girl”–The Suicide Machines