Wham! Everyone pull your pants up and take a stiff whiff of smelling salts, ’cause it’s new comic time!

Couple facts about this comic:

1) I actually tried to play the new pokemon game, but couldn’t get into it. I loved the first games when they came out, but I couldn’t even play past the first gym in this one. I’m not sure what’s changed since then, but the new game just seems so slow and dull and grindy to me. And I usually really like slow grindy games—Civ, Heroes of Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are all games I really like—but I just  couldn’t get behind the new pokemon. I don’t know, maybe it’s some kind of adult-onset ADD?

2) The last comic we did about brainstorming was a year or so ago, and man, was it vulgar. If you thought a middle-finger pokemon was crass, I suggest you take a look at this comic to realign your conceptions of foulness. I don’t even know what else to say, besides, as always, “Sorry Mom.”

<3 <3 <3,

Mike

“Balanced on a Shelf” — Alkaline Trio